RIP Max the Dog

Max was laid to rest in the family pet cemetery on Friday, July 24th. He was the best dog ever! Some things we will remember:
Wagging his butt because he didn't have a tail,
Forcing nose or butt into anyone's crotch,
Faking he did not get dinner as to try and get seconds,
Myoclonic jerks when dreaming,
Jumping higher than Michael Jordan at the slightest whisper of a walk,
Attempting to be a retriever for attention,
Bed biting,
Air humping (especially when at pet therapy)
Herding anything moving faster than a walk.
Hearing from bystanders: "He's such a good dog."
WE LOVE YOU, MAX